Sunday, April 25, 2010

what's your cornell six word memoir?

add your story as a comment

do it as creatively as possible

invite all your friends at cornell

it's for a class project, help!

123 comments:

  1. Anonymous4/25/2010

    alot of beer, alot of coffee

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  2. Anonymous4/25/2010

    worth one hundred thousand in debt

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  3. Anonymous4/25/2010

    Work hard, play hard, you'll survive

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  4. Anonymous4/25/2010

    taught me about plants... and people

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  5. Anonymous4/25/2010

    "I'm from long island studying ILR"

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  6. Anonymous4/25/2010

    feel dumb for a smart person

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  7. Anonymous4/25/2010

    perfect place for a californian. ha.

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  8. Anonymous4/25/2010

    So many nerds. Sooooooo many nerds.

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  9. Anonymous4/25/2010

    thank god for RPU Sunday brunch

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  10. Anonymous4/25/2010

    Coming home never felt so good

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  11. Anonymous4/25/2010

    West coast rules, east coast drools

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  12. Anonymous4/25/2010

    We get daily sun--on paper.

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  13. Anonymous4/25/2010

    early decision, not a single regret

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  14. Anonymous4/25/2010

    a chance to make a difference

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  15. Anonymous4/25/2010

    not for the faint of heart

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  16. Anonymous4/25/2010

    my home away from home, always

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  17. Anonymous4/25/2010

    I know now, I didn't before.

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  18. Anonymous4/25/2010

    Just bend over and take it.

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  19. Anonymous4/25/2010

    hail, sleet, snow → drunk, drunker, drunkest.

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  20. Anonymous4/25/2010

    big red degree, big red dreams

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  21. Anonymous4/26/2010

    And may you stay forever young.

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  22. Anonymous4/26/2010

    'Touchdown' the bear turns me on

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  23. Anonymous4/26/2010

    Overwhlemed freshmen vomit frequently on north

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  24. Anonymous4/26/2010

    still can't believe i got in

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  25. Anonymous4/26/2010

    give me back my money, please.

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  26. Anonymous4/26/2010

    still don't think i belong here.

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  27. Anonymous4/26/2010

    wish i had been a hotelie

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  28. Anonymous4/26/2010

    never thought you'd enjoy being unemployed

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  29. Anonymous4/26/2010

    Best years of my life fosho

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  30. Anonymous4/26/2010

    public high school = below the mean

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  31. Anonymous4/26/2010

    the horror, the horror, the horror

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  32. Anonymous4/26/2010

    we did so much raging and laughing

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  33. Anonymous4/26/2010

    better calves and opportunities- love cornell

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  34. Anonymous4/26/2010

    you're not the person you thought.

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  35. Anonymous4/26/2010

    CTB makes hill life worth living.

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  36. Anonymous4/26/2010

    diversity is self sought but legit

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  37. Anonymous4/26/2010

    hotelies know how to party best

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  38. Anonymous4/26/2010

    37% on orgo is a B-

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  39. Anonymous4/26/2010

    go big red or go home

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  40. Anonymous4/26/2010

    statler high has a senior prom....

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  41. Anonymous4/26/2010

    come get wasted on slope day

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  42. Anonymous4/26/2010

    rich kids make me feel poor

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  43. Anonymous4/26/2010

    "A lot" is two words, dude.

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  44. Anonymous4/26/2010

    chance to indulge my every passion

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  45. Anonymous4/26/2010

    epic sleep deprivation and caffeine naps

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  46. Anonymous4/26/2010

    work's for nerds, drink more beer

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  47. Anonymous4/26/2010

    strange squirrels, high fives all 'round

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  48. Anonymous4/26/2010

    Laputa meets 'Brave New World': fantastic.

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  49. Anonymous4/26/2010

    sex in the stacks every day

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  50. Anonymous4/27/2010

    just enough time for study sex.

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  51. Anonymous4/27/2010

    Still haven't learned my arithmetic.

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  52. Anonymous4/27/2010

    stack sex between a cappella rehearsals

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  53. Anonymous Coward4/27/2010

    Mann it smells like ur-ass

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  54. Anonymous4/27/2010

    such good times on the slope

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  55. Anonymous4/27/2010

    Lynah Faithful, where school spirit lives.

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  56. Anonymous4/27/2010

    Cornell University, Ithaca, New York, CHINA

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  57. Anonymous4/27/2010

    Big Red Cock in my ass

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  58. Anonymous4/27/2010

    I miss life on the hill

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  59. Anonymous4/27/2010

    Ithaca to Bed, Cornell to wed

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  60. Anonymous4/27/2010

    Lost virginity, found love and purpose.

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  61. Anonymous4/27/2010

    Lots of time in Lynah, awesome!

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  62. Anonymous4/27/2010

    Taught me "alot" is two words

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  63. Anonymous4/27/2010

    Not what I thought it'd be.

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  64. Anonymous4/27/2010

    scared I had to grow up

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  65. Anonymous4/28/2010

    as alumna, like it more now!

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  66. Anonymous4/28/2010

    stranger steered me there over brown

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  68. Anonymous4/28/2010

    only donate to hockey and band

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  69. Anonymous4/28/2010

    please don't jump off the bridge

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  70. Anonymous4/28/2010

    someone is humming in the library

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  71. Anonymous4/28/2010

    Masturbation in library apparently frowned upon.

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  72. Anonymous4/28/2010

    New found racism towards asian people.

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  73. Anonymous4/28/2010

    Escape from frattiness at Chapter House

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  74. Anonymous4/28/2010

    Experiences that change your entire life

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  75. This shit needs more Jamaican horns.

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  76. Anonymous4/29/2010

    I swear, officer, that's my ID.

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  77. Feelings of nostalgia, appreciation, and depression

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  78. Anonymous5/02/2010

    find your place, enjoy the ride

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  79. Anonymous5/02/2010

    Make friends, forge community, love life.

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  80. Anonymous5/02/2010

    Interesting, driven people became lifelong friends

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  81. Anonymous5/02/2010

    lots of drinking, lots of studying

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  82. Anonymous5/02/2010

    Rich kids blow their parents' money

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  83. Anonymous5/02/2010

    I hope it's worth the debt

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  84. Anonymous5/02/2010

    Greeks make total fools of themselves...

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  85. Anonymous5/02/2010

    ...but still get jobs and ass

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  86. Anonymous5/03/2010

    45 degree slope, 25 degree weather...

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  87. Anonymous5/03/2010

    four years went by so fast

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  88. Anonymous5/03/2010

    i can't believe it's almost over...

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  89. Anonymous5/03/2010

    go big red or go home.

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  90. Anonymous5/03/2010

    memories worth every single late night

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  91. Anonymous5/03/2010

    any person, any study, really.

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  92. Anonymous5/03/2010

    svedka, natty ice, natty light, smirnoff

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  93. Anonymous5/03/2010

    fml. perscription drugs. lots of therapy

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  94. Anonymous5/03/2010

    i became an alcoholic to cope

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  95. Anonymous5/03/2010

    elitist bitches drink at johnny o's

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  96. Anonymous5/03/2010

    stop fucking whining, no one cares

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  97. Anonymous5/03/2010

    its not college, its rock bottom

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  98. Anonymous5/03/2010

    bitchy girls, douchey boys, suck it

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  99. Anonymous5/03/2010

    high school loser? cornell in crowd.

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  100. Anonymous5/03/2010

    dear hotelies, you arent that cool

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  101. Anonymous5/03/2010

    more like university of long island

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  102. Anonymous5/03/2010

    thanks for the introduction to zoloft

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  103. Anonymous5/03/2010

    i cry when i come back

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  104. Anonymous5/03/2010

    palms charges cover. we're in ithaca!

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  105. Anonymous5/03/2010

    cornell rejection, courtesy of divine intervention

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  106. Anonymous5/03/2010

    a fucking job would be nice

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  107. Anonymous5/03/2010

    together let us seek the heights

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  108. Anonymous5/03/2010

    maybe i should get the takenote

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  109. Anonymous5/03/2010

    barely remember it, still loved it

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  110. Anonymous5/03/2010

    the remedy: live in the black

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  111. Anonymous5/04/2010

    Will always consider Cornell my home.

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  112. Anonymous5/04/2010

    read about it in the sun

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  113. Anonymous5/04/2010

    My favorite Four Years. So far.

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  114. Anonymous5/04/2010

    Lifetime education
    Lifetime friends
    Lifetime pride

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  115. Anonymous5/04/2010

    this place just has so much

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  116. Anonymous5/04/2010

    never, never, never, never, never forget

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  117. Anonymous5/04/2010

    premed jerks nearly ruined it all

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  118. Anonymous5/05/2010

    Just enough time for study sex

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  119. Anonymous5/05/2010

    6? Far too few for CU!

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  120. Anonymous5/05/2010

    Skip class to have fun outside

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  121. Anonymous5/05/2010

    fuck chicago, cornell is home now

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  122. Anonymous5/05/2010

    spent 96% of my time walking

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  123. Anonymous5/06/2010

    "smart" does not define me here

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